If it wasn't love, it was a lot like it.

2 AM and she calls me 'cause I'm still awake, "Can you help me unravel my latest mistake?, I don't love him. Winter just wasn't my season". Yeah we walk through the doors, so accusing their eyes, like they have any right at all to criticize, hypocrites. You're all here for the very same reason. May he turned 21 on the base at Fort Bliss "Just a day" he said down to the flask in his fist, "Ain't been sober, since maybe October of last year." Here in town you can tell he's been down for a while, but, my God, it's so beautiful when the boy smiles, wanna hold him. Maybe I'll just sing about it. There's a light at each end of this tunnel, you shout 'cause you're just as far in as you'll ever be out and these mistakes you've made, you'll just make them again; if you only try turning around. 2 AM and I'm still awake, writing a song. If I get it all down on paper, it's no longer inside of me, threatening the life it belongs to. And I feel like I'm naked in front of the crowd 'cause these words are my diary, screaming out loud. And I know that you'll use them, however you want to. But you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable, and life's like an hourglass, glued to the table. No one can find the rewind button now, sing it if you understand and breathe... Just breathe.

Carter Webb: What is it?

Phyllis: It's possible, I think maybe, my toilet might be clogged up

Carter Webb: Maybe? What's the variable?

Phyllis: Water is running over the top. The carpet is all wet!

Carter Webb: Well I'll take a look, first I just gotta stop off at my room and kill myself!

The Jane Austen Book Club ♥

Bernadette: All Jane Austen, all the time. It's the perfect antidote.

Prudie Drummond: To what?

Bernadette: To life.

New Moon.-

Fue increíblemente orgasmico ver este poster de mierda

(véase abajo de la bendita nota)

Y eso que no soy de las que se hacen llamar ''fans'' de Twilight solo por que vi la película

y Roberto me parece sexy.

(Si, Roberto me parece sexy, pero ese es un tema aparte)

Soy de las primeras en leer el libro cholo.

Y toda mi obsesión por Twilight empezó gracias a Cristina.

Tengo una abuela que esta obsesionada con que yo lea

(nunca negué que no me gustase),

entonces, cada vez que sale un libro para adolescentes,

su hermosa amiga de la librería le avisa y ella,

como compradora compulsiva que es, va y me lo compra

(si, tengo 435769845 librerías en mi casa y la gran parte de los libros son mios)

y un día, justo antes de las vacaciones de verano del 2005, apareció en mi casa con Twilight.

NUNCA había escuchado hablar del libro,

y estaba acostumbrada a leer novelas corta o cuentos estúpidos

(tenia once años gente).

Después de abrir el lindo paquete que me trajo y encontrarme con el libro,

que en ese entonces para mi era enorme,

mi mirada trasmitía las siguientes palabras:

'Vieja loca, vos te pensás que yo me voy a leer ESTO?'

La cosa es que me fui de viaje y me lo lleve.

Y juro que desde que leí las primeras 3 paginas lo ame.

Y es el día de hoy que lo amo, a Twilight, a New Moon, a Eclipse y a Breaking Down.

Me acuerdo de mi emoción cuando empezó a haber rumores de una posible película,

y creo que nunca podría haber estropeado mas un libro.

No critico la película por que me gusto muchísimo,

y no aguanto hasta noviembre para New Moon,

pero gracias a esa bendita película ahora

mas del 70% de la población mundial ama a Twilight

por el pendejo sexy de Roberto Tomas.

Y me embola, MUCHÍSIMO, por que yo si considero FAN del libro,

y de las verdaderas fans,

de las que lo leen desde que salio, o siendo considera, lo leen desde el 2007 inclusive,
de las que lloraron con Bella cuando se fue Edward,
o las que putearon con su alma a Jacob,
o de las que sufrían cada beso, cada rose, cada pelea,
o las que se sienten identificadas
(mi vida después de leerlo fue muy parecida a la de Bella,
me fui a vivir con mi Papá a Bariloche, lugar donde llueve casi todo el año,
y conocí a... bueno, no importa el nombre, solo que yo lo consideraba mi Edward
y FUE mi Edward durante casi años),

no de las caretas de ahora que se la re comen

y no saben ni el nombre completo de Edward,

ni que día cumple Bella,

ni quien es Jacob.

Y necesitaba decirlo en algún lado.

Chau.

Cruel intentions ♥

Sebastian: We've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that?

Sebastian: You could be a model. It's too bad you're not sexy.


Kathryn: Fuck her yet?
Sebastian: Working on it.
Kathryn: Loser.
Sebastian: Blow me.
Kathryn: Call me later?

Sebastian: You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So I guess we're just f*ucked. I'll move on. But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you've turned your back on love. And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.

Dear Annette, I don't know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I've caused you. The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy. My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others' misery. Well, it finally backfired. I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved. Enclosed is my most prized possession. My journal. For a long time I considered it my trophy. A sordid collection of my conquests. If you really want to know the truth than please read it. No more lies. Please give me another chance. I'm a wreck without you.

Sebastian: I read your manifesto.
Annette: You did?
Sebastian: Yes. I must say, I found it rather... appalling.
Annette: That's a first. Most people praise me for it.
Sebastian: Most people are sheep. Who are you to criticize something you've never experienced?
Annette: I wasn't criticizing. I just think people shouldn't experience the act of love until they are in love and I just don't think people our age are mature enough to experience those kinds of emotions.
Sebastian: Are you a lesbian?
Annette: No...
Sebastian: I didn't mean to offend you. I just picked up on a little bit of that lesbian vibe.



For way too far, the most awesome movie EVER. Amen.

When Harry Met Sally.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love; but then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love; to be happy then is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy; therefore to be unhappy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.

sinceramente en este momento desearia morirme y revivir cuando me extrañes demaciado, me cagaste mil canciones mil chistes un animal 700 recuerdos y 4 olores solo siendo vos

Mouling Rouge ♥

My gift is my song

And this one's for you

And you can tell everybody

That this is your song

It may be quite simple

But now that it's done

Hope you don't mind

I hope you don't mind

That I put down in words

How wonderful life is now you're in the world

Sat on the roof

And I kicked off the moss

Well some of the verses well

They got me quite cross

But the sun's been kind

While I wrote this song

It's for people like you that

Keep it turned on

So excuse me for forgetting

But these things I do

You see I've forgotten

If they're green or they're blue

Anyway the thing is well I really mean

Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen

And you can tell everybody

This is your song

It may be quite simple

But now that it's done

I hope you don't mind

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words

How wonderful life is now you're in the world

I hope you don't mind

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words

How wonderful life is now you're in the world.

Spun ♥

Let's see colors that have never been seen,

Let's go to places no one else has been.-

Food baby

Leah: Yo Yo Yiggady Yo.

Juno: I'm at suicide risk.

Leah: Juno?

Juno: No, it's Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?

Leah: Only the one in my pants...

Juno: I'm pregnant.

Leah: What? Honest to blog?

Juno: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers.

Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?

Juno: No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.

Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That's amazing...

Juno: I don't know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D... Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavalier.

Leah: Is this for real? Like, for real for real?

Juno: Unfortunately, yes.

Leah: Oh my GOD. Oh shit! Phuket, Thailand!

Juno: There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.

Stars

Look at the stars. Same stars as last week. Last year. When we were kids. When we weren't even born. In a hundred years, no one will ever know who we were... They'll know those same stars

Juno

That's a wise choice because I knew this girl who like had this crazy freak out because she took too many behavioral meds at once and she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like, "Blah I am a Kracken from the sea!"